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christ android

Wednesday, January 24, 2007
At 8:45 p.m. on January 4th, President Johnson called Albert Jackson, Vice President of the Dallas Times Herald. LBJ has received a letter from a reporter for the paper, Margaret Meyer, in which she asks questions about the President's personal business interests. You'll read references to Jesse Kellum, the general manager of the Texas Broadcasting Company, which represented some of Johnson's business holdings:

Johnson: provenzano, chillone, all these fuckin people that lost their jobs and got fired as a direct result of my tellin em shit. it all had to do with time travel it all had to do with leNO it works the same way jackson would you shut up

it works the same god damn way as my journal i'm tryin to tell ya. if you don't say anything they can't go back before that point. this is why they're intentionally using mind control devices like OH NO they own hollywood so stalin recognized they owned hollywood back in the second world war, if i could control hollywood i would never have to use a weapon. shit i could take over the world he knew it too we shouldn't be talking about stalin over the phone

look, na no na na no NO na NOOOOO WILL YOU SHUT UP

nOOOO

every fuckin time thats why

super high tech beings created this whole fuckin mess but thats not whats outside the cycle youve got an infinite cycle no you have an infinite cycle two different ways with each other no i dont want to talk about it

the 12th planet sooner or later has to be engineered over here. its hollow it has to be engineered over towards the earth and then the fake planet part you know melts off and theres a big cubic core inside and the christ android has to get activated

then the cube has to drop down on the earth its very complicated no itNO there is no rigid schedule for no because they're so many infinite dimensions in the world

look NO my family knows these fuckin secrets and only ehnNOOO

JACKSON I NEVER TOLD YOU THAT

I ate too much turkey todayLIVEJOURNAL 101

Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Why do people watch Cold Case, today's society is demanding more episodes based on the music of Chicago, I swear that lead singer (beardless, no less) is wearing a Bauhaus shirt in the You're The Inspiration video Answer me this gumshoes why do the people disappear? I'm assuming it's a multiverse effect, ie: someone traveling back in time to the future and altering a tiny aspect of history, ie: replacing the letter "p" with an arbitrary symbol, or a combination of lines and dots, ie: "ie". So this ieerson in no certain terms ceases to exist in our current universe because the ramifications of this relatively small change in history creates a cascading series of events that change the future exieonentially. We've all seen Homer do it and the raining donuts and the 1.21 gigawatts and the tongMAN IT'S HOT IN HERE nothing says a hard day's office work like sweaty pants

Currently listening to:
Mood: Ever see The Battleship Potemkin where that baby stroller is rolling down that set of stairs man I should have never chosen to write that film theory thesis on Eisenstein man was he a piece of work metric montage, highly unlikely more like asymmetric so and so. Anyways I always wanted to make a period piece comprised of old people falling down on praxinoscope film and call it Straight Trippin but