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man and wishes grow old on deserted island
man claims to have photo of god
government program pays cab ride if you have high blood alcohol level
"my boyfriend's an ass because he always drops his phone" :drops phone:

SEINFELD

SCENE: George, Jerry and Elaine in the Diner

George: So the guy says to me, I'll see you in the morning.
Jerry (shocked): I'll see you in the morning???
Elaine: In the morning??
George: I will see you in the morning.

[Kramer bursts through door]