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i did the iggy


New Yorker caption contest for the week of 11-2-00
what if adrenaline caused you to fall asleep

roller coasters would be pretty boring

You can't believe that you've let your friends talk you into going on a blind date! How embarrassing! How uncomfortable!

Still though, it has been awhile since you've been on a date and it could turn out to be a lot of fun.

It's almost time to pick her up. Better give her a quick call to tell her that you are on your way.

You pick up the phone and dial the number that your friends gave you.

"Hello?", a female voice answers.

Choose:
Hi sexy, are you ready to have me rock your world?
Breath heavily into the phone.<---------------------------------------
Ummmm, hi. Uhhhh... hello?
Hi Sara.
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