You are 20 years old, male, single. Though you have aspirations of being a hipster, you can't seem to get it right at anything more than the most superficial level. You know that you have some problems with how your life is going, but they aren't serious enough for you to actually make any big sacrifices to solve them. As a result, your lifestyle as become gradually less healthy over the last 3 or 4 years, punctuated by brief periods of substance abuse. Still, nothing too terrible, nothing that would shock your friends or family. When you are at home during the day, you often prefer to keep the blinds drawn. One day you hope to clean up your life altogether, but don't know how. Perhaps by taking a "minimalist" approach to everything, getting rid of everything but the barest essentials.

I'm not a teacher but I work for a wachovia call center and I had this lady call me up and ask "why is there only 9 dollars in my savings account" so I opened the account and saw that she had 19 dollars and she took out a counter withdrawl of 10 dollars so I explained that to her and she said "thats not right that should leave me wi

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