NFL GENERIC: AAAAAAAAAAGGGG
Chris Rock guy (Steve Rock); (n)
The guy is cool in a weird way.
and by weird i mean over 1000 ecstasy pills and tons of other drugs in the past and now he smokes cigarettes like a machine and gets drunk as hell every weekend while blowing almost all of his $250+ paycheck in under 24 hours on poker, booze, cigarettes, and money owed to people over the week since he spends it all right away
he's on the shorter end of 5 feet, has red hair and is balding on the top, and has a beer belly in direct opposition to his small wiry frame. he also talks really fast with a heavy boston accent so its hard to understand what he says unless youve been around him for a while. even after two+ years i have trouble sometimes. oh and a tattoo of tweety bird shooting a potato out of a rocket launcher a mushroom on his arm.